Ah. Trains.

Not another rant -- a mere observation -- if you know there are going to be 2000 people trying to get home from Liverpool to London why preytell wouldn't you schedule at least one more train? I mean really just one. That too much to ask for? There are about 200 people standing on this train. (I'm not -- I'm sat in a reserved seat, not, I should add, one reserved for me. Booyah)

I wouldn't mind but they're stinking Arsenal fans complaining that the cous cous they've bought from the on-board shop is too dry.

Arsenal fans are without question the most middle class football fans in the UK, maybe the world.

I had this conversation earlier:

Fat man: That seat is reserved mate.
Me: By you?
Fat man: No but it's reserved.
Me: [sitting down] But not by you?
Fat man: No but look mate that seat is reserved
Me: Yeah... I'm gonna sit here. Thanks.