Dead girl met man on Internet - How? If she was dead? Surely the real story is about the girl who could use the Internet despite being dead.

Ramsay unveils cosmetic procedure - He's invented his own form of cosmetic surgery? Do this man's talents know no bounds

NASA rocket postponed by weather - What is the rocket doing? Launching? NASA launch postponed by weather - make 100 times more sense.

This is from one day. Standards are slipping at the BBC.